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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:01
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Still no good
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
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